FADE IN:
EXT. LAKE - DAY
Two guys,
GREG and
DAN, sit in a boat fishing.
GREG
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Can i tell you something without changing
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your opinion of me?
DAN
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Sure.
GREG
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On my twenty-second birthday I had sex
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with ten women.
DAN
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Jesus.
GREG
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Yeah, I was fucked up back then though.
DAN
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I guess so.
GREG
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I'm not saying it was a bad thing or a
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good thing. It just happened.
DAN
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Yeah.
GREG
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Things happen, you know Dan?
DAN
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Yeah.
GREG
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For instance, i have no fucking clue how
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Jack got where he is. Jesus. That guy is
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fucking insane.
DAN
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Probably slept his way there.
they both share a chuckle.
GREG
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Seriously, the other day he just left to
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go golfing. Fucking Golfing. Can you
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believe that?
DAN
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The funny part is that i can believe it.
GREG
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Yeah. Some of the stuff he has me doing
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is just fucking insane.
DAN
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I believe it.
Greg casts his reel again.
GREG
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I mean, he's just a few shy of the
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sixpack ya know? Remember last year's
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picnic?
DAN
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Oh yeah.
GREG
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He basically had her dress off! i mean
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cricket is cricket but the lesson only
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goes so far ya know? Fucking insane.
Dan gives a slight chuckle.
GREG (CONT'D)
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Seriously, if you only knew half the
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stuff... Did you hear about how he
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flipped last friday?
DAN
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No, what'd he do?
GREG
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It was serious... totally fucking insane
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I tell you.
DAN
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I bet. I heard he can be pretty vicious.
GREG
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Vicious is right Dan. The man is a...
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what are they called...
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those wasps that paralyze those fucking
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huge tarantulas and lay their fucking
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eggs in them so the baby wasps can eat
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him while he's still alive?
DAN
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Spider Wasps?
GREG
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Yeah... i have a friend... he used to
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live in Arizona. One day he was coming
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out of the grocery store and a pack or
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whatever you call a bunch of Spider Wasps
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started chasing after him.
DAN
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Jesus.
GREG
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Yeah. He got in his car and they started
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banging against the windows, like Cujo or
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something.
DAN
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Wow.
GREG
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yeah. Big fucking things... that's Jack
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man. The big fucking insane Spider Wasp.
DAN
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I believe it.
GREG
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You better. You should hear some of the
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shit he's telling me to do.
Dan looks over at greg.
DAN
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I bet.
Greg looks into the lake for a beat.
GREG
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Anyway...
DAN
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Yeah... so ten women huh?
FADE TO BLACK.