08.09.05 : Cheadle (1017 k)
In this one I guess i kill Don Cheadle and cook his arm. Who knows.
08.09.05 : Snake Dogs (4.4 MB)
OK this one's pretty messed up. Keywords are: GTA, rattlesnakes, and dog/lizard things in my old house.
06.17.05 : Pfeiffer (194 k)
I get Michelle Pfeiffer's phone number.
05.17.05 : LEGO Castle (2.7 MB)
My buddies and me spend all night working on a fantastic larger-than-life LEGO puzzle including castles, cliffs, and whatnot.
05.16.05 : Killer Whale (4.3 MB)
Something to do with Soul Coughing, Dave Chappelle, and various mammals of the sea.
05.13.05 : Big Wave (2.1 MB)
It gets really windy in this valley place tucked between cliff faces where tons of people are hanging out and a big wave washes over all of us.
05.08.05 : Easter Egg (1.7 MB)
OK I don't even remember recording this that's how asleep I was. It sounds like I am so wasted or something but I asure you that I am just asleep. That said, this is perhaps the randomest entry to date, and I should hold a contest for anyone who can figure out what the last thing I say is, cuz I sure don't know.
05.03.05 : Quannum Halloween Cheesecake (1.9 MB)
Lyrics Born and company go to a haunted house, kill a huge firey monster, and eat cheesecake.
04.24.05 : Meta (937 k)
I guess this idea is sticking to me. Here I talk about dreaming that I woke up and recorded my dream into my DVR... Try grasping an idea like that when you are just waking up. You will sound like this too.
04.18.05 : Dismembered Woes (1.3 MB)
I guess i got all chopped up when I was sleeping and had to deal with it.
04.18.05 : Owldog Protector (2.2 MB)
My neighbor shows me a weird creature that sprouts underground and inflates into a dog with an owl head that wont stop nuzzling into people's crotches.
04.18.05 : Sitcom Rapping (1.4 MB)
The King of Queens dude makes a rap video and David Schwimmer doesn't like it.